ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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