I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
