Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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