I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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