The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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