after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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