I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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