haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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