At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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