I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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