DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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