kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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