We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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