it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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