her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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