all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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