What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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