We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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