Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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