After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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