Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
