it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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