Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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