State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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