My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
