My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Acid is not a monday night drug
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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