I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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