she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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