Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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