So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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