I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
