Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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