We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We need a shit load of segways right now
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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