ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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