are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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