Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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