I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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