I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
