Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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