My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Randomize
