Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
there was a trapeze. enough said
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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