you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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