I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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