god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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