all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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