Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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