Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The adults are the big ones right?
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