Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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