Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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