I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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