i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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