Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
