i'm lost and i look like a hooker
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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