So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
