Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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