I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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